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Published 15th December 2016

A true tale of Christmas

I saw Santa Claus one Christmas Eve

while sitting on my pot

He gave me a toy gun

my brother got the doll and pram

Mother was exasperated

suspended disbelief

Brother was emasculated

folded two with grief

Me, I spent a glorious day

on a killing spree.


* that’s Mum on the left side+